it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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