Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She announced her abortion via fbk
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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