I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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