I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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