Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You were trust falling into bushes
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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