u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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