I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You can't special order awesome
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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