i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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