im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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