but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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