yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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