And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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