Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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