The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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