Do vagina's smell?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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