normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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