haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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