Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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