i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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