All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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