Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Sober January is a disaster.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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