i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
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