I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
