I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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