You're completely useless in the revolution.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
They have beer where we have blood.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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