I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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