what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Randomize
