At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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