YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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