At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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