On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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