The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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