This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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