Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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