hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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