I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
How's work?
Spinning.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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