so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Randomize
