Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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