I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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