i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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