Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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