I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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