But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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