wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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