I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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