Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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