i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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