No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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