My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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