Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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