So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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