I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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